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Mama's Bits: Over Already?

{This is my category called Mama's Bits where I discuss a piece or person that is highly relevant at the moment in pop culture in an effort to catalog for my girls, who and what was popular during their childhood.}

 

It's been a long time since I posted something in Mama's Bits.  It hasn't been because I don't read my favorite gossip blogs everyday, but more like what I have been reading has been total crap.

Until a few weeks ago when I ran past this cover on a magazine rack  in Penn Station on my way home from work.  Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds, a couple!!!  I was so excited.  They would be so amazing together! 

I love them both so much individually that not loving them together would be a complete impossibility. 

 
Both just newly divorced from total idiots, I thought it was a done deal, good to go, the fat lady singing.....only to find out tonight as I googled them to get a picture, that they ARE NO LONGER DATING!

The article that I read said that Sandra called it quits because she wanted to focus on her son and I admire her for that, I really do, but can't she have some fun on the side?  Isn't she entitled to a little levity after what she went through with that dirt bag husband of hers?

I have read that she is a super private person so maybe this no-more-dating-declaration is nothing more than a ruse to get the magazines and photag's off their backs.

 

Only time will tell I guess, but seriously how cute do they look together?

Mama's Bits: Contrast

{This is my category called Mama's Bits where I discuss a piece or person that is highly relevant at the moment in pop culture in an effort to catalog for my girls, who and what was popular during their childhood.}

Beyonce and Jay-Z are one of my favorite Hollywood couples.  They seem to do everything right when it comes to their relationship. 

They dated secretly for a long time and when they weren't so secret anymore, they were never all over the media being photographed together.

They seem to have managed to stay true to their relationship and to each other and in this world where so many are only out for themselves, they seem like the real deal and I wish them the best.

I have some old friends that used to see Jay-Z out for dinner at Nobu every time they were there, which at one point was twice a week, and they said he always was courteous and down to earth.  I also read once that he refused to have his picture taken with some models or Playboy bunnies or something like that, out of respect for his wife.

Now that is a stand up guy!

And just for shiggles {my new code word for shits and giggles because I don't want my girls growing up thinking that Mommy was a potty mouth}, let's compare two current Hollywood couples.

 

Beyonce and Jay-Z who seem to be the epitome of class and grace....

 

 

And...ugh I can't even finish that thought because DUDE, this coupling is JUST WRONG. 

Mama's Bits: Clueless and then Some Cute

{This is my category called Mama's Bits where I discuss a piece or person that is highly relevant at the moment in pop culture in an effort to catalog for my girls, who and what was popular during their childhood.}

It's a slow gossip news week this week folks as it took me scrolling through seven pages of Bricks and Stones to even come up with anything remotely entertaining or pertinent in this moment of time.

But here I go....

This woman, I don't even know where to start with her...

She is such a miserable disaster.  Not sure if any of you watch the New York Housewives but if you aren't, you should just tune in one time for the sheer stupidity of it all. 

And I don't know where they found these women but they do not properly depict New York City Housewives because THEY ARE DOWNRIGHT NUTS.

Evey last one of them is nuts, although I believe the least nuttiest to be Bethenny, whom I actually sometimes like.  I do think she is over the top at times, but she wouldn't have made it on the show if she wasn't.  She does seems to get it on some level. 

But Luann, for the love of god, this woman now has a single out?  And the song per the photo above, is called Money Can't Buy You Class??

There are so many things wrong with this photo and that outfit and that title all juxtaposed together like that.  I mean she looks like a two bit whore and she is talking about money not being able to buy you class.  And the whole Countess thing makes me want to just die. 

She is a walking contradiction and I honestly do not say this about too many people, but I don't feel like she has any genuine feelings at all.  She is so staged and insincere ALL THE TIME.  

 

And then these two below, this is really the whole point of this category, not for me to mouth off about idiot celebrities but to highlight personalities that my girls will be able to look back on and remember the impact they had {either good or bad} on their childhoods.

And that would certainly be these two! I like that all these High School Musicals later and they are still together.  And I won't even go so far as to say anything beyond "this young man is like so HOT", because that my friends MAY just freak my girls out.

 

Mama's Bits: What must be happening here?

{This is my category called Mama's Bits where I discuss a piece or person that is highly relevant at the moment in pop culture in an effort to catalog for my girls, who and what was popular during their childhood.}

What? 

W-T-F?  WHAT on earth is this girl doing to herself?

I can not even begin to imagine the craziness that is going on in Heidi Montag's head that she feels the need to have the amount of plastic surgery that she has had within the last few months.  And when she looks in the mirror, I wonder if what she sees is what she wanted.  

When The Hills first started, I didn't think Heidi Montag was the prettiest girl I had ever seen but I thought she had a spark.  What she viewed as her imperfections, are exactly the things that I found attractive about her. 

She was sassy and fearless and now she is just sad.  Even when she is smiling I still think she looks sad.  And that makes me sad. 

I hope my girls never have such a negative self image that they resort to plastic surgery.  A little nip and tuck here and there in the right time of life is one thing, but at this age what Heidi Montag has done to her body is downright disturbing.

And Spencer Pratt?  That man-boy is beyond disturbed.....

Um, excuse me, Yeah that's my butt

{This is my category called Mama's Bits where I discuss a piece or person that is highly relevant at the moment in pop culture in an effort to catalog for my girls, who and what was popular during their childhood.}

 
Credit: Ramey Photo

 

Um yeah, so ahh...I ask you good readers of the blogosphere...what the hell is this moron, Gerard Butt-face doing to Jennifer Aniston's butt in this picture? 

I have been with my husband for over fourteen years and he would never, for the love of god EVER stand next to pose in a picture with me, with his hand halfway up my butt.

 

There is something a little off about Jennifer Aniston.  For the most part, I think she seems like a nice enough person and a fairly decent actress.  I love her style and I do think she always looks great. 

And yes, she has been through alot in the love department, especially with these two.  And I am sure having your husband leave you for Angelina Jolie is not an easy thing to rise above yet I do think she has managed to do just that with both grace and dignity. 

But what I do not understand for the life of me, is her taste in men.  All I really have to say here is two words, John Mayer.  Oh wait maybe four words, John Mayer AFTER Jessica Simpson.  Seriously??

She seems to make bad decisions with respect to men and I just want to shake her silly and say....

 

"What is wrong with you Jennifer Aniston?"

 

But, it is not my place since I don't know her.  All I can do is hope that she uses better judgment in the future and I think she should start RIGHT NOW, by not dating a man that publicly sticks his hand up her butt. 

 

Am I wrong?  Crazy?  Old fashioned?  Or just plain sanitary? 

What do you think?