My sister always tells me whenever either of us throws ourselves a pity party {which does not happen often as we are extremely well grounded and thankful for our lives}, "it could always be worse" or as my boss likes to say "I mean, c'mon we are not in Afghanistan here."
So Monday morning as I rolled over to turn off my cell phone alarm that I have come to despise so much, I wondered how it is that I manage to get up and get into work so early, five days a week.
How do people do it, day after day? Leave their families, the comfort of their home to haul ass to work? To possibly take shit from their boss, deal with annoying co-workers (not you Karen, promise), deal with a miserable commute, and the list could just keep going......
And a Monday morning is that much harder, and a cold, wintery New York City Monday morning is even worse. So I sat and pondered how exactly it is that I get up out of my bed, my California King sized bed that I swear is the most comfortable bed I have ever laid on. Although the flip side of my love for the bed, is Drew's hatred of the bed, he feels like he sinks right into the middle of it.
Last year when we moved into our new house, our movers thought it was a good idea to fold the mattress in half for the eight or so hours it took to make it from one house to the other. But as much as he loathes it and threatens to replace it, I love it and can't get enough of it.
Back to my pity party. So Monday morning, I got up at 5:45am as I do everyday, got ready, left my house and arrived at the train station only to find everyone standing OUTSIDE the train car when they should be sitting comfortably INSIDE the train car.
We stood outside in the cold for thirty-five minutes ON THE COLDEST DAY OF THE YEAR TO DATE {the dial in our car said six degrees}, while I watched the Long Island Rail Road workers, unhitch seven train cars from the rest of the train, drive them away and then drive some new ones back THIRTY minutes later.
Then there was the whole re-hitching the cars process and hmm, this is fun BUT I WEAR DRESSES TO WORK!! I thought I was going to die. So after they re-hitch the cars and we finally board the train, I arrived at work forty minutes late.
I decided after that ridiculous ordeal I should at least treat myself to the subway instead of walking the ten blocks and one avenue to my office. Surprise, surprise.... one of the lines to the machines that sells Metrocards was broken and there were twenty-five people waiting to use the only other operating machine.
So no dice in the pampering subway ride. Need I remind you how desperate someone has to be to call a NYC subway ride, pampering. I had a chill in my bones that lasted through lunch time.
Lunch time.
Lunch, now that's a whole other dysfunctional topic in my life because for someone who gets to work at 7:30am, I seem to eat my lunch closer to the time that one should be having their late afternoon snack. When I make the stupid decision to eat lunch that late in the day, I get an unbelievably painful headache that then takes sixteen tylenol to get rid of.
I can almost feel my liver dying a little more with each passing pill.
So 5pm comes, it's time to go home and I walk to Penn Station only to find that my express train has been cancelled and they are combining trains with another and making it a local. That equates to about ten stops to my house and everyone is crammed into cars that they don't belong in due to the severe overcrowding, and we have to wait at each stop for people that are in the wrong cars to make it to the right cars so they can be let off the train.
YUP...
So I wrote this post while I was crammed in the middle of an aisle with my ass in someones face during which I start to ponder AGAIN, for the second time that day, why it is that I choose to live where I live?
And in my ear I can hear my sister's words, it could always be worse....
And then it got worse, right there and then on that train.
My phone lost it's internet connection.
My phone lost it's internet connection. Yeah, that's right.
My calls failed, I could send any emails, get any emails, and couldn't send any text messages!! Thank goodness I had my work blackberry or I would have been walking home.
That night Drew tried everything he could to figure out what could have happened to my phone to make it act this way.
He re-booted it, to no avail. He reprogrammed it, nope, nada, nothing. Dead.
Nothing we did could fix this thing.
The next morning, I went to an AT&T Store and promptly found out that some clown at the local mall had added himself to my account as an authorized user, used our upgrades, bought himself three brand new iphones and in the process hijacked all of our cell phone numbers so that they no longer worked for us, but worked for him, just as I was on that train ride home.
At least I am not in Afghanistan....